August 24, 2009 | Short Order

Guinea Pig is a Top Eater Masters Challenge and I Almost Failed

Guinea pig just out of the oven in Tipon, a mecca for cuy. Photo: Steven Richter
       
        I’m not about to challenge the masters of varmint eating to a competition. I didn’t mind fried spiders in Cambodia – crunchy, nice bar food, but I could handle larvae in Beijing.

        Guinea pig, a classic treat in Peru, didn’t seem that menacing or unseemly even after we visited a home in the Sacred Valley where three dozen adorable, furry little pup-like pigs scuttled about. To understand how beloved the guinea pig is to local gourmands, step into the Cathedral in Lima and see a Peruvian painter's version of "The Last Supper." Jesus and his disciples sit around a table with a pomegranate, papaya, a passion fruit and roasted guinea pig.

        Certainly, I decided, a first tasting for me could not be threatening at MAP Cafe, the very proper upscale domain of chef Coque Ossio set in a glass rectangle in the courtyard of Cuzco’s Museum of Pre-Colombian art. “Crispy Cuy Drumsticks over a creamy Andean corn puree,” the menu offered, so I expected a measure of anonymity, and certainly, some gentrification.  I watched a woman across the street relishing her cuy – it looked like fried chicken.  Alas, it had been fried to a fiercely brittle crust – I was afraid to break a tooth.  I tore it apart with my hands (as the waiter suggested) and got a bite of the flesh. Not unpleasant at all.  Just too dry. A finger bowl followed.

        Next night at the dining room in the Hotel Monastario across the square from our Hotel La Casona, I found it again, listed as a specialty on the English menu: deep fried guinea pig with green lettuce, artichokes, apple.   The ruffled greens were wimpy but the three small breaded squares looking like crisp, browned veal Milanese were delicious – the meat moist and juicy, not as boring as veal.

Villagers in Cuzco keep their guinea pig flock in the house. Photo: Steven Richter 

        Next day when we stopped in the town of Tipon, every café along the highway was advertising Cuy al Forno.  We stopped at La Colina to watch a woman pulling a tray of whole guinea pigs from a honeycomb-shaped clay oven. Built by her husband, she said proudly. The critters were baked whole, heads on, teeth bared and looked rather like giant rats. When our guide Rudy Chalco coolly described how they were killed and defurred, I finally felt a stab of regret and I was relieved that my professional obligation to explore guinea pig tasting was already behind me.    

 






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